What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 03:50

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
Why do women have sex with dogs?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
What is it like to use a Fleshlight?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
Why do people have polyamorous relationships?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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